john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
i’m still pissed off about growing up
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
Anna Gunn accepts the award for outstanding supporting actress in a drama series for her work on “Breaking Bad” at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Monday, Aug. 25, 2014, in Los Angeles.
do you ever just hear a certain lyric and your throat feels like it’s closing up bc it hits you that hard
He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke
we were drinkin' and smokin', and making him the butt
of our jokes
we all said man, what happened to you?
Why can't you just have a few?
He said I would if I could, but it's probably best
that I don't
'cause the more I drink, the more I drink,
then I'm the world's greatest lover and
a dancin' machine, I get loud
I get proud, and it gets worse
Well, if I have one, I have thirteen
Naw, there ain't no in between
'cause the more I drink, the more I drink